We fired four people. I’m asking for two. The answer I get is: well, it’s not just about workload. We have to make the numbers work.

Um… two weeks ago we were were paying four guys a quarter million dollars yearly between them. Now I only have enough room in the budget to hire one guy for maybe forty grand?

They weren’t fired because they cost too much. They were fired because they were shitty at their job and they constantly picked fights/lied/made violent threats against their coworkers… for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.

What the actual fuck.

Target: 300 words
Written: 264 words, hip little story: Get Back Again