I mean, I could give two shits about the queen and I tend to think of the Royal family as Overly Proper Kardashians, but I do appreciate the day off.
Maybe we should make it favour of the guy who discovered penicillin or Yuri Gagarin or something.
You know, instead of imperial leeches responsible for much suffering, much patriarchy and much waste of everyone’s time and money.
Fuck King Charles. That coronation was a waste of funds that could have been used in the healthcare system to save lives, or teach children, or generally make the world a better place, instead of propping up the egos of a family of straight parasites.
If Canada ever votes on getting rid of the monarchy, I know what my vote will be, without question.
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