This is a new one on me, that I just heard today.
How? Too much… air?
Heat?
Do your hair release dangerous radioactive particles under pressure of wind and fire?
Is there some kind of magnetic field like a microwave?
Are people that blowdry their hair more likely to smoke and eat fish filled with mercury?
How is this possible?
Jesus, this world is the shits.
Target: 300 words
Written: 733 words, novella: The Mungk
Read: Sex Rx, Lauren Streicher
Comics: Sex Criminals 25-28
Music: John Henry, They Might Be Giants