People expect me to be so competent and capable, at things I don’t have experience with, and it’s fine, I can learn, but to jump from knowing how to hammer a nail to fixing a freezer unit and a blown water line?

I LACK THE BASICS, SON.

The curse of being labelled smart. You never really fucking are.

Target: 1300 words
Written: 820 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: Magic Kingdom For Sale - Sold!, Terry Brooks
Comics: Badrock And Company 2, Bloodstrike 15, Team Youngblood 14, Troll Hallowe'en Special 1
Music: The White Stripes, The White Stripes