My niece loves Billy Joel, and I can’t help but think we didn’t raise her right.

I mean, she’s a teenage girl. What is she connecting with? His bland, insipid, lifeless form of mediocrity is among some of the worst examples of popular music to ever exist.

You don’t need uptown girl or the piano man, child.

You need therapy.

Target: 1600 words
Written: 1466 words, novel: Father Lightning

Read: The Black Unicorn, Terry Brooks
Comics: WildCats Nemesis 3-6
Music: Fox Theatre, Sublime