skeleton park

They slip through the gate under cover of darkness, basket swinging, grins like school children playing hide-and-seek in the night. Her fingers caress the smooth marble headstones, the basket in his hand grazes the tips of the grass as they wend their way between, toward the hill at the centre of the graveyard. A great maple stands at the hill’s peak, in relief against a sky of equal black. Silhouette trees round the park and obscures it to the world beyond, its phantom visitors open solely to the vault of heaven above, obscured behind obsidian cloud. They come, the two, holding hands. They come, eyes flirting. They come, smiles barely contained on lips that twitch and tickle around the edges. They come, the muscles in their legs burning with slight exertion as they climb to the top of the hill.

He flings the blanket wide, with a flourish, its edge pinched between his fingertips. The blanket drifts to the ground like a mat of feathers, and spreads across the sullen earth, a bistro tablecloth over a mat of late autumn grass. She kneels and opens the basket, plucking out plums and tiny sandwiches filled with green cucumbers and yellow egg and bits of red onion. He seeks and finds two thin flutes and two wide goblets, and brandishes twin bottles, something red, something bubbly. A grins belies him in the dark. In fact, he hasn’t stopped grinning, since he opened the door for the girl in her long, flowing skirt dress and Bardot blouse and raced her out to the car, to drive madly, past reds and greens and silent streets, to arrrive, here, high above the canal, and the town that wound around it, its sparkling lights, reflecting off the rolling surface, patterned after the invisible stars above.

The night clouds roil, not with thunder or anger, but with silence. They churn against a breeze caught high up in the firmament, felt not a whit down below. Down on the cool grass, a cork pops, with a gasp and a giggle, and effervescent gold speeds up the centre of a flute and over the edge. Fizz leaps onto their lips and dances across their tongues and they smile with sly intent. Their eyes meet and flick away. Meet and flick away. There is laughter.

Somewhere, a clock strikes midnight.

It starts slow, imperceptible in the shadows. Here, a passing fancy blinks, there, a gentle spirit stretches a crooked hand. The shadows lengthen, stretch, become things unto themselves. They press against the roof of the earth under which they lay. They steal glances out the gaps, the rough grate of stone sepulchre doors seeps into the night. They climb over the roofs of the mausoleums, and peer from the edges of headstones and tree branch alike. Wind whispers through the leaves, they too mere shadows, their autumn reds lost to a midnight sky, their oranges and yellows muted by the rising ghosts that emerging from cross and tomb.

The blue and purple ghosts of the graveyard finger their way up out of their resting places, their spectral tendons reaching up toward the horizon below which they’ve been buried. They break through the sod and once more the soft, wet dew of autumn grass mists upon their ghostly forms. A shift in the air touches the pair, a soft chill that raises the hairs on their arms and the back of their necks. Still, they smile. He dips a strawberry in chocolate, and touches it to her lips. Blushing, she returns the gesture, teh sweet juices running off his chin. They embrace as the spirits emerge from the soil around the hill, and take up space as the shadows of the night.

They come one by one, at first, then in pairs, reaching out and holding hands as the first tender notes of a widow’s song rises up out of the ground. A mandolin, or perhaps a ukelele, tickled by the fingers of the dead, floats along the breeze, barely a sound. The hymn grows clearer, and pulls the couple to their feet. Wine glasses fall, discarded and dripping, upon the blanket, and feed their bubbling wares to the soil.

The music crescendos, the sound of drum and piano, of bass and horn, as orchestral magic blossoms into the night. The widow’s solitary croon gains a harmony, then another, then another. All around them, the dead take up partners and a slow, graceful waltz commences. Laughing, the man takes the girl’s fingers in his palm, and steps off the blanket into the grass, bowing in a slow, four stepped turn. The music fills their ears, and the dance changes, morphs, becomes a cantata, a rounding blend of falsetto and tenor, bass and soprano. The dead switch partners, tossing each other to and fro with a manic abandon, a maddened cotillion screamed in dusk.

More shadows appear, separating from the crooked and twisted lines of branches that crosshatch the night. They slither down trunks, leap out from headstones and burst from patches in the dirt. They sway and they swirl, and take the hands of the boy and of the girl. She twirls, her skirt poodling out and shredding, freeing her legs and arms to the cool autumn night. The cold snap licks her goosebumped flesh. The man laughs, and takes the hand of a widow, and arches her backwards. They spin away in frenetic loops, as the man and the girl once whirled the frozen canal, their skates carving a sphere into the surface beneath which a river roiled. From the canal come more of the dead, more of the forgotten, more spirits, more shadows. They dance and thrust, wailing and whirling like dervishes, barely distinguishable from the night. More and more, they come, generations of dead, generations of spirits, long-forgotten and never known, piling, squeezing, surrounding until the mass is one vast vortex, a tornado of dead beyond counting, the weight of it curling up into the sky, blotting all, blotting the ground, the graveyard, the maple on the hill, the canal and the town around it.

The woman feels her feet lifting, her heels rising, her toes falling upward from the blanket and into the bottom of a maelstrom, the centre of this vortex of the dead, its toll growing with each passing moment, as the residents of the park, the graveyard’s permanent spirits merge with those of a world long gone, lives long disappeared from the memories of those they once touched and love. The sky fills with souls lost in the valley, lost in the river, in the town, in the forests and hills beyond and before, from time before time, they grow, burying her and the man in shadows of the the damned and the forgotten. Widows screech their horrible forte, their anguished melody, and from the maelstrom comes a hand, his hand, one last strawberry barely holding on in his fingertips, and she stretches, strains, tears limb and ligament to reach it, its bristles in her fingers. She suckles the last bits of flesh. Juice stains her lips and falls away, drops disappearing into the maelstrom.

Then his hand is gone and the song of the damned rages about, no longer a jaunty tinkle, no ukelele, no mandolin, but an orchestra of hell born, in maddening descent, discordant and competing, jagged, dissonant, raucous thunder and crashing destruction, a wall of sound, at ends piercing and hollow, the depth of its sorrow mashing up against the memories of joy, of ecstasy, of frantic euphoria, and she’s swept, swept up, swept out, swept free and distraught. She clutches for something to hold onto, for a twig, a grasp, a headstone, a way to outrun it, to pull free and pirouette off mausoleum pillars and brooding obelisk, dashing against piers and columns, to leap the altars and exedras, searching, screaming, reaching out for a hand, his hand, wherefore art thou his hand, and his voice cuts through the noise, “come sit next to me, my sweetheart”, and at the final moment, she loses all that she is, torn to molecular shreds, and dashes against the tree on the hill, landing gently where their blanket lays, their spilled basket, their fallen flutes and she collapses, at the centre of the maelstrom, set down onto the grass by the low cant of widow’s loss, and soft, dead hands, swept up from the blanket, swept up, up, up into the air, into the sky, into the night, her eyes blind with leaden cloud and tears of widow’s loss become the whimpers of the damned and the ochestra falls beneath their crooning low, and she falls to the blanket, now worn and moth-eaten. The food from the basket is spoiled and rotten, the glasses, desiccated and empty, smeared with patterns of once upon a time. The leaves of the maple crinkle and detach, drift down upon her, and she lays, eyes closed to the earth, and remembers – strawberries and skating, midnight picnics, and lips brushed with chocolate and fizz.

The widows’ song fades to a murmur, and the orchestra drops away, piece by tortured piece. A sweet, sad, lonely flute whistles, a joyful mourn from a lone trumpet peels out in the distance and disappears, and the final polite tings of the ukelele announce their exit. A soft voice hums, spiderthin and insubstantial. The girl slumps to her knees, gathers the basket, picks up the champagne flutes, tucks the tattered blanket under her arm. She starts down the hill, spent and hollow. The last notes ring, as the shadows fade to their rest, and the weight of a history of lives long gone recedes to whence they came, with one more. The woman weeps, silent, single tears that hang on the cleft of her cheek, and in the distance, whispering up the frozen banks of the Rideau, a gentle croon sings her name.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1869 words, novel: Father Lightning

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Gen 13 5, Gen 13 0, Team 7 1-2
Music: December 28, 1988, The Underground, Seattle, Nirvana

anyways

I’m thinking a lot about dead people today. Mostly, I think about how many people have come before me, and how many will come after, and how every single one of them will die, and maybe people remember them and maybe they don’t, for good reasons and bad, and there’s tragedy in that.

There’s tragedy in loss, but there’s also tragedy living a life in mourning.

It can feel like a whirlwind, like a pit, like a maelstrom rising out of the earth below your feet.

And yet, we still must live. It’s a wonder anything survives, for any length of time. The only joy is in childhood.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1504 words, short story: Skeleton Park

Read: The Shooting Party, Anton Chekhov
Comics: Fables: The Wolf Among Us 21-24
Music: 10-31-97, Hallowe'en Bash, Live as Nirvana at the Double Door, Chicago, IL, Local H

so yesterday was weird, eh?

I’m not religious by any means, but I do believe in a realistic spirituality.

There’s more in heaven and earth and all that. Of all of the religions I’ve studied, Taoism seems the most logical and least formal, as well as the most in line with my beliefs.

Buddhism is, as well, but there are formalities and sexism and dogma with that, which are all things I try and stay away from.

Meditation is something I do; not a formal belief system that requires me to behave a certain way.

Ursula Leguin inspired me to study more into the Tao; that last contained notes I made on the opening passage.

I thought I might share them over time. People can bite back, discuss, suggest, casually realign my thought process by pointing out where I’m mistaken, what I’ve missed, or perspectives I haven’t discovered yet.

Personally, I love that.

Perspective and presence are what it’s all about, really.

All that is good – empathy, compassion, the enjoyment of life – stems from such things.

And who knows what’s beyond it?

Target: 1500 words
Written: 817 words, comic: The Stuff 5

Read: The Broom Of The System, David Foster Wallace
Comics: Fables 141-143, Fairest 27
Music: June 27, 2001, Peel Session, The Strokes

end 2025 and father frank

Well, I’m batting .500 on my resolutions.

I didn’t lose weight, but I did write a full-length novel, so that’s cool.

Bit of a bittersweet day, and not just because we had a funeral this morning.

Catholics are weird; Father Frank, who talked about the body the woman would return to, said it wouldn’t be the 100-year old body (which he referred to as “ripe for the picking”), it would be…

*leers at young, attractive, large-breasted girl in the front row*

“young, pretty and, mmm, vivacious”

*leans over to attractive, muscular young man further down the row*

and equally creepily, in lecherous old man tone, says

“strong and vibrant, mmmm… vibrant”…

Suffice it to say my kids would never be alone with that nasty old fuck, certainly not in the equally skeevily-named Good Shepherds Room, off the main hall.

Christ, Catholics, what the fuck are you even doing? You know this is why you’re on the decline, in addition to being an unserious institution of role players doing the religious version of D&D with its man in the sky fiction, and pretending that gives them power over people, and the ability to be a goddamn pervert?

How about in 2026, we just get rid of religion altogether?

Target: 1400 words
Written: 1202 words, short story: Perspective

Read: Plot & Structure, James Scott Bell (so useful)
Comics: Jack Of Fables 46-47, Fables 97-98
Music: Wind It Up (Rewound), The Prodigy
Year Totals:

Target Words: 450400 words
Written Words: 443120 words, 1 novel, 3 comics, 3 short stories, 3 poems
Books Read: 84
Comics Read: 1637 comics
Albums Listened To: 449 albums
New Recipes Tried: 258 recipes
Places Travelled: 7 (Muskoka/Prince Edward County/New York/France/Germany/Netherlands/Switzerland)

remember

Now, more than ever.

Remember.

When the masks come off, it will be the face of the hopeful that shine, and the face of the condemned that bleed with fear.

Remember.

Target: 1400 words
Written: 1623 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: Quiet: The Power Of Introverts, Susan Cain
Comics: Shattered Image 1-2, X-Force/Youngblood 1, Extremely Youngblood 1
Music: A Western Harvest Field By Moonlight, Beck

goodbye, jan

It will never cease to feel strange when you realize that someone who’s been part of your life will nevermore be.

They will exist in memory, but eventually, even those will fade.

Our lives are sparks for the ones that remains behind; inspiration to keep going, to be better, to live.

Sometimes, that’s as a cautionary tale; others, it’s a set example.

I pray mine will be both, and in that, can avoid pillory or pedestal to maintain humanity, even when I’m nothing left but a thought.

Target: 1400 words
Written: 957 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: Magic Kingdom For Sale - Sold!, Terry Brooks
Comics: Bloodstrike 17, Team Youngblood 16, Youngblood 10, Youngblood Strikefile 10
Music: We Were Born In A Flame, Sam Roberts (good Canadian boy)

wake

My aunt died. I’ve only got two; this is the one on my dad’s side and the one that lives near us.

We’ve spent a fair amount of time with them over the years, the kids were all close, even if I wasn’t particularly with her.

We had different styles. She was a teacher, very prim and proper; my family torched her family’s house back during the teetotaler’s movement. We were upset (and probably a little drunk) and unhappy about their attempts to ban our firewater.

Obviously, that’s all ancient history, it’s still funny how that kind of attitude filters down, even if her love of red wine was almost as great as my own.

In any case, we’ll miss her, but it’s been a long road for her – post-polio, cancer, all that. She deserves the rest.

We’ll miss you, Jan. I’m sorry you had to to go through all that. I’m sorry my ancestors burned your ancestor’s house down.

Raise a glass of merlot, then. À la santé, and we’ll see you again.

Target: 1400 words
Written: 1397 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: Magic Kingdom For Sale - Sold!, Terry Brooks
Comics: Brigade v2 14, Youngblood Strikefile 9, Badrock And Company 4, Battlestone 2
Music: We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions, Bruce Springsteen (what a rocker)

end of august

All-fucking-ready?

Jesus H. Jehosophat.

Is that how you spell that?

Is that the same guy?

I thought he was jumpin’.

Target: 1300 words
Written: 1050 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: World Of Ptavvs, Larry Niven
Comics: Tomb Raider Journeys 3-4, Tomb Raider 21-22
Music: Exile In Guyville, Liz Phair

reverse schrodinger’s cat

I had this in my notes about the nature of “alternative facts” and how conspiracy theories, no matter how insane, can go viral and I thought: that’s exactly the mentality the right takes towards reality.

Schrodinger’s cat is basically a thought experiment where if one puts a cat in a box, so one can’t see or hear it, one doesn’t actually know if the cat still exists.

The idea is that the fact of the cat’s life or death is entirely unknown, until the box is opened and facts are gathered. Until that point, the cat is neither dead or alive, but could simultaneously be either.

In right wing land, the opposite is true. As facts are revealed, the right wing becomes increasingly convinced that the entire proposition, whatever it is (the economy tanking, concentration camps, the illegality and immorality of masked men abducting people off the streets in the name of “law”), is entirely false.

However, the fewer facts there are, in this land, the more likely a right winger is to believe a thing is true (Haitians eating dogs in Springfield, the Bowling Green Massacre, 2020 election bullshit).

Basically, in a right winger’s mind, the fact that you can’t see the cat is proof of its existence – the cat must be alive. Ironically, opening the cat and showing it as it is, either way, dead or alive, is proof that the cat does not, in fact, exist.

I mean, it’s not a perfect theory, but you get the gist.

The stupider and less proven a conspiracy is, the more likely it is to be true, according to the right wing. See: Pizzagate.

The more logical and factually proven a conspiracy is, the more likely, in their minds, to be utterly untrue, a total cover-up, entirely fictional: see, Trump and Epstein, or any of the various grifts that piece of garbage has run on the American people.

One can only hope at some point that reality asserts itself, but the reality of their unreality is currently shaping the direction of the rest of our reality, creating an insane cognitive dissonance between where to draw the lines of real and unreal, which is what they want.

You can’t fight insanity with logic, and you can’t fight bullshit if you don’t know where to draw the line of truth.

I mean, we all know where the line is, and what’s bullshit, but we’re not the ones that need to be convinced.

Reality will come for us all, but whether it’s the reality of reality crashing down on their heads, or their unreality going scorched earth on our disbelief, either way, it won’t end well for somebody.

Or anybody, really.

Fuck.

Target: 1300 words
Written: 1349 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: Magician: Apprentice, Raymond Feist
Comics: The Sacrificers 12-13, Grommets 6, Napalm Lullaby 7
Music: evermore, Taylor Swift (stop, listen, wait, I can explain!)

isis

I bottle fed you and your brother when you were four weeks old and your mother had abandoned you. Your brother suffered from seizures; I remember sitting up with him at night, curled in a blanket in my chest, hoping he would snap out of it, praying I didn’t have to do the thing the vet wanted us to do and put him to sleep.

You, you sat on my knee, head cocked, watching Woody Harrelson and Emma Stone battle the dead in Zombieland. You were hyper-focused on it.

Your brother made it, and so did you, and just like your other sibling, Magnus, whom several different vets told me to put down due to his heart murmur, your brother has persevered. Magnus made it to twenty. Your twin is fifteen and counting.

It kills me that you went first. Both of you were so malnutritioned. You looked like kittens in face, if not in weight, right to the end. Your eyes peered into me as we came to your final hours, in a way that Magnus, or Cassie, or Loki, didn’t, who seemed to disappear before their bodies did.

I can barely forgive myself, even though I know it was the right thing to do. I refused to let you suffer the way Cassie did, when we thought she was getting better, recovering, even as it became clearer and clearer that she was not.

Still, we waited as long as we could, gave you every last minute. Like with Cass, we pray we didn’t do that solely for us.

I’m going to miss you, beautiful baby girl. Your brother already does. He just about broke me, standing up on his back paws, his front paws reached out on the glass of the back door as he watched us lower you into the ground.

I’m not a spiritual man, preferring the Degrasse Tyson’s merging atoms to an ever-present afterlife, but your mother has always believed that souls return as animals to visit the people they loved. She talked about you meeting up with your beloved Cassie, with Magnus, now much nicer to you than he ever was in life, with Loki, your fellow white kitty and protector, and Nyka, mother of the brood, and gentle giant.

And as we dug outside, talking about what you might come back as, five freaking blue jays, FIVE OF THEM, came flying in, squawking and carrying on, flitting about our deck and tree, the roof and the fence.

When’s the last time you’ve seen five blue jays together? I don’t think I’ve ever seen more than two. They’re a bit of a lonesome bird.

In that moment, I believed. There is more to this world than dirt and stone. There is love, and pain, and hearts connecting in ways unexplainable by rational thought.

I’m going to miss you, girl, and I pray we’re not a long way away from another.

Target: 1300 words
Written: 1508 words, novel: Bad Neighbours

Read: Rocket Ship Galileo, Robert Heinlein
Comics: The Scumbag 1-2, Seven To Eternity 14-15
Music: Equal Strain On All Parts, Jimmy Buffett (fuck you, it's better than you think)