skeleton park

They slip through the gate under cover of darkness, basket swinging, grins like school children playing hide-and-seek in the night. Her fingers caress the smooth marble headstones, the basket in his hand grazes the tips of the grass as they wend their way between, toward the hill at the centre of the graveyard. A great maple stands at the hill’s peak, in relief against a sky of equal black. Silhouette trees round the park and obscures it to the world beyond, its phantom visitors open solely to the vault of heaven above, obscured behind obsidian cloud. They come, the two, holding hands. They come, eyes flirting. They come, smiles barely contained on lips that twitch and tickle around the edges. They come, the muscles in their legs burning with slight exertion as they climb to the top of the hill.

He flings the blanket wide, with a flourish, its edge pinched between his fingertips. The blanket drifts to the ground like a mat of feathers, and spreads across the sullen earth, a bistro tablecloth over a mat of late autumn grass. She kneels and opens the basket, plucking out plums and tiny sandwiches filled with green cucumbers and yellow egg and bits of red onion. He seeks and finds two thin flutes and two wide goblets, and brandishes twin bottles, something red, something bubbly. A grins belies him in the dark. In fact, he hasn’t stopped grinning, since he opened the door for the girl in her long, flowing skirt dress and Bardot blouse and raced her out to the car, to drive madly, past reds and greens and silent streets, to arrrive, here, high above the canal, and the town that wound around it, its sparkling lights, reflecting off the rolling surface, patterned after the invisible stars above.

The night clouds roil, not with thunder or anger, but with silence. They churn against a breeze caught high up in the firmament, felt not a whit down below. Down on the cool grass, a cork pops, with a gasp and a giggle, and effervescent gold speeds up the centre of a flute and over the edge. Fizz leaps onto their lips and dances across their tongues and they smile with sly intent. Their eyes meet and flick away. Meet and flick away. There is laughter.

Somewhere, a clock strikes midnight.

It starts slow, imperceptible in the shadows. Here, a passing fancy blinks, there, a gentle spirit stretches a crooked hand. The shadows lengthen, stretch, become things unto themselves. They press against the roof of the earth under which they lay. They steal glances out the gaps, the rough grate of stone sepulchre doors seeps into the night. They climb over the roofs of the mausoleums, and peer from the edges of headstones and tree branch alike. Wind whispers through the leaves, they too mere shadows, their autumn reds lost to a midnight sky, their oranges and yellows muted by the rising ghosts that emerging from cross and tomb.

The blue and purple ghosts of the graveyard finger their way up out of their resting places, their spectral tendons reaching up toward the horizon below which they’ve been buried. They break through the sod and once more the soft, wet dew of autumn grass mists upon their ghostly forms. A shift in the air touches the pair, a soft chill that raises the hairs on their arms and the back of their necks. Still, they smile. He dips a strawberry in chocolate, and touches it to her lips. Blushing, she returns the gesture, teh sweet juices running off his chin. They embrace as the spirits emerge from the soil around the hill, and take up space as the shadows of the night.

They come one by one, at first, then in pairs, reaching out and holding hands as the first tender notes of a widow’s song rises up out of the ground. A mandolin, or perhaps a ukelele, tickled by the fingers of the dead, floats along the breeze, barely a sound. The hymn grows clearer, and pulls the couple to their feet. Wine glasses fall, discarded and dripping, upon the blanket, and feed their bubbling wares to the soil.

The music crescendos, the sound of drum and piano, of bass and horn, as orchestral magic blossoms into the night. The widow’s solitary croon gains a harmony, then another, then another. All around them, the dead take up partners and a slow, graceful waltz commences. Laughing, the man takes the girl’s fingers in his palm, and steps off the blanket into the grass, bowing in a slow, four stepped turn. The music fills their ears, and the dance changes, morphs, becomes a cantata, a rounding blend of falsetto and tenor, bass and soprano. The dead switch partners, tossing each other to and fro with a manic abandon, a maddened cotillion screamed in dusk.

More shadows appear, separating from the crooked and twisted lines of branches that crosshatch the night. They slither down trunks, leap out from headstones and burst from patches in the dirt. They sway and they swirl, and take the hands of the boy and of the girl. She twirls, her skirt poodling out and shredding, freeing her legs and arms to the cool autumn night. The cold snap licks her goosebumped flesh. The man laughs, and takes the hand of a widow, and arches her backwards. They spin away in frenetic loops, as the man and the girl once whirled the frozen canal, their skates carving a sphere into the surface beneath which a river roiled. From the canal come more of the dead, more of the forgotten, more spirits, more shadows. They dance and thrust, wailing and whirling like dervishes, barely distinguishable from the night. More and more, they come, generations of dead, generations of spirits, long-forgotten and never known, piling, squeezing, surrounding until the mass is one vast vortex, a tornado of dead beyond counting, the weight of it curling up into the sky, blotting all, blotting the ground, the graveyard, the maple on the hill, the canal and the town around it.

The woman feels her feet lifting, her heels rising, her toes falling upward from the blanket and into the bottom of a maelstrom, the centre of this vortex of the dead, its toll growing with each passing moment, as the residents of the park, the graveyard’s permanent spirits merge with those of a world long gone, lives long disappeared from the memories of those they once touched and love. The sky fills with souls lost in the valley, lost in the river, in the town, in the forests and hills beyond and before, from time before time, they grow, burying her and the man in shadows of the the damned and the forgotten. Widows screech their horrible forte, their anguished melody, and from the maelstrom comes a hand, his hand, one last strawberry barely holding on in his fingertips, and she stretches, strains, tears limb and ligament to reach it, its bristles in her fingers. She suckles the last bits of flesh. Juice stains her lips and falls away, drops disappearing into the maelstrom.

Then his hand is gone and the song of the damned rages about, no longer a jaunty tinkle, no ukelele, no mandolin, but an orchestra of hell born, in maddening descent, discordant and competing, jagged, dissonant, raucous thunder and crashing destruction, a wall of sound, at ends piercing and hollow, the depth of its sorrow mashing up against the memories of joy, of ecstasy, of frantic euphoria, and she’s swept, swept up, swept out, swept free and distraught. She clutches for something to hold onto, for a twig, a grasp, a headstone, a way to outrun it, to pull free and pirouette off mausoleum pillars and brooding obelisk, dashing against piers and columns, to leap the altars and exedras, searching, screaming, reaching out for a hand, his hand, wherefore art thou his hand, and his voice cuts through the noise, “come sit next to me, my sweetheart”, and at the final moment, she loses all that she is, torn to molecular shreds, and dashes against the tree on the hill, landing gently where their blanket lays, their spilled basket, their fallen flutes and she collapses, at the centre of the maelstrom, set down onto the grass by the low cant of widow’s loss, and soft, dead hands, swept up from the blanket, swept up, up, up into the air, into the sky, into the night, her eyes blind with leaden cloud and tears of widow’s loss become the whimpers of the damned and the ochestra falls beneath their crooning low, and she falls to the blanket, now worn and moth-eaten. The food from the basket is spoiled and rotten, the glasses, desiccated and empty, smeared with patterns of once upon a time. The leaves of the maple crinkle and detach, drift down upon her, and she lays, eyes closed to the earth, and remembers – strawberries and skating, midnight picnics, and lips brushed with chocolate and fizz.

The widows’ song fades to a murmur, and the orchestra drops away, piece by tortured piece. A sweet, sad, lonely flute whistles, a joyful mourn from a lone trumpet peels out in the distance and disappears, and the final polite tings of the ukelele announce their exit. A soft voice hums, spiderthin and insubstantial. The girl slumps to her knees, gathers the basket, picks up the champagne flutes, tucks the tattered blanket under her arm. She starts down the hill, spent and hollow. The last notes ring, as the shadows fade to their rest, and the weight of a history of lives long gone recedes to whence they came, with one more. The woman weeps, silent, single tears that hang on the cleft of her cheek, and in the distance, whispering up the frozen banks of the Rideau, a gentle croon sings her name.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1869 words, novel: Father Lightning

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Gen 13 5, Gen 13 0, Team 7 1-2
Music: December 28, 1988, The Underground, Seattle, Nirvana

homeward bound (portugal)

It promises to be a long day of travel today, ending with a joyous reunion with our dogs and cats, all of whom will greet us like we’re returning from war after they thought we were KIA.

Sometimes, love is truly the greatest thing of all (especially when it involves snuggling kittens and overexcited puppies).

Oh, and I begin a thing.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1865 words, novel: Father Lightning

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Gen 13 1-4
Music: 1985 Demo Tape, They Might Be Giants

back from vacation and ready to rock

Or at least, will be tomorrow. Valentines dinner with my wife and daughter tonight in Lisbon, return tomorrow and then start posting all this stuff I’ve been writing while I’ve been gone.

It’s short story palooza this week.

Hold on to your gitch, because after that, it’s book number three.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 987 words, short story: Ultra Mundane

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Fables 160-162
Music: 1973, AC/DC (with Dave Evans)

vincent

This is the third time I’ve written this post, and for whatever reason, WordPress refuses to save the draft and when I come back to it later, it’s MIA. It’s the bronze medal post, I guess.

Speaking of bronze medals, how good were Piper Gilles and Paul Poirier in their final performance? Vincent is one of my favourite songs (mostly through the NOFX version, but the Don McLean version is also great, which is what they used).

I’m not a figure skating expert by any means, but I always question the subjective nature of the judging.

I mean, France was good, and the Americans technically sound, but Piper and Paul brought actual tears to my eyes. The story, the skill, the moment – I legitimately cried. How the fuck that rated a bronze is beyond me. The Kazakhs were brilliant as well, their high energy performance was head and tails above the eventual top two finishers.

The Americans shouldn’t even have rated. Sure, they were technically perfect, but there was nothing eventually remotely connective about the performance. Nothing about it touched me in any way. Nothing even seemed to be connected to the source material, in which they were were the fourth team to do Romeo and Juliet. The only part that actually seemed to be connected to the story was the ending, in which I’m pretty sure one of them stabbed themselves?

I thought they died by poison?

Anyway, Vincent was the performance of the games, better than any other performance we saw, and we’re very proud. Fuck the judges. Fuck America.

Paul and Piper, you were fucking brilliant – one of the all-time best performances ever at an Olympics, in my oh so humble opinion.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1419 words, short story: Ultra Mundane

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Fables 156-159
Music: 1969: Velvet Underground Live, Vol. 2, The Velvet Underground

carvoeiro

Well, we found the place Canadians meet on Thursday, weirdly, on Thursday, without even trying. Good for us.

Plus, I found a super cool looking abandoned restaurant (marine shop? garden?) and it was incredible.

What a beautiful goddamn country.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1133 words, short story: Ultra Mundane

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Fables 152-155
Music: 1969: Velvet Underground Live, Vol. 1, The Velvet Underground

one more street

Ha! Another lesson learned!

Or rather, the same lesson, two days apart.

We parked on the boardwalk of Ayamonte, Spain, and while it’s a nice boardwalk, it’s not exactly appealing. One street in, gorgeous.

Of course, I wasn’t really feeling that great still, but man, what a beautiful place.

Oh, and it’s flu, because now my wife is sick, and she didn’t have the shrimp yesterday.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 2036 words, short story: Ultra Mundane

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Batman vs. Bigby! A Wolf In Gotham 4-6, Fables 151
Music: 17 Song Demo, Anti-Flag

food poisoning

Fucking shrimp. Or it could be the flu. Or something in the water?

I’ve shit a bunch, dry heaved once (I don’t actually puke – I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve thrown up since the ninth grade), and slept the rest of the day.

What a shame.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 989 words, short story: Ultra Mundane

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Everafter: From The Pages Of Fables 12, Batman vs. Bigby! A Wolf In Gotham 1-3
Music: 16 Biggest Hits: Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash

olhao

One street further on. Always go one street further than you think you should.

That’s the lesson I learned today, on a rainy day when I thought I’d brought us on a wild goose chase and we were stuck at a bird sanctuary with no birds (there were supposed to be flamingos).

What we found, one street further down was this beautiful waterfront, and the most amazing bakery I’ve ever visited.

Usually, in the displays, there are a few things I don’t care for, that don’t appeal to me. I’m not big on fruit or honey.

But this?

Jesus, works of friggin’ art. I wanted all of it.

And I would have had it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1264 words, short story: Never Worked That Hard

Read: Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Comics: Everafter: From The Pages Of Fables 8-11
Music: 15 Big Ones, The Beach Boys

lagos

What a beautiful boardwalk.

What I wouldn’t give to live somewhere like here and not the plain, everyday southwestern Canadian town I do. Like, it’s not horrible, but man, the majesty that some people are able to see, every day.

I hope they appreciate it.

One thing I will give Chatham-Kent is that the world over, and I’ve been a reasonably large number of places, is that there are very, very places that get sunsets like ours.

The colours are so vivid, it’s what everyone always wants them to be setting over a Caribbean sea, or a quaint European villa, but they’re right here, in cornfields and flat ground.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 534 words, short story: Never Worked That Hard

Read: The Last Day Of A Condemned Man, Victor Hugo
Comics: Everafter: From The Pages Of Fables 4-7
Music: 13 Voices, Sum 41

the best pizza i’ve ever had

You’ve been beaten, Chicago deep dish (and New Yorkers, shut the fuck up, your flat, sad pizza is like most things big city – monstrously overhyped).

Thank you, Da Michele. Pizza Tedesca. Fucking brilliant.

Target: 1500 words
Written: 1470 words, short story: Never Worked That Hard

Read: The Last Day Of A Condemned Man, Victor Hugo
Comics: Fables: The Wolf Among Us 48, Everafter: From The Pages Of Fables 1-3
Music: 13 Songs, Fugazi